Do you masturbate in class?

There's one particular person in class who LOVES to do this. LOVES to. You know who i'm talking about....

Article here

UPDATE
take a gander at this:

Personally I feel that the school system have been tweaked into such a way that most students feel that grades are quite an important thing. Therefore, some are willing to sacrifice their social life for grades itself, and I believe that those who endorsed this are such people, and why don they study at home? Precisely because of a lack of condusive environment. Is, The School, going to send students home, against their wishes to study, in fact even asking the students to stop studying just for the sake of safety? To kill the spark of interest students have in studying? Furthermore, I understand the protocol of going through the Students Union and Lower House, however, would it really be of any use. Sure, after a few yrs, something may come out of it. However, our exams are in a few days time and I believe that this is such a time when intensive revision in a condusive environment is the most important factor. Therefore, I would like to state that while going through normal protocol would be good, due to the lack of time, a more precise and immediate action have to be taken.
Guess who?