"What happened to your blog?"

Short answer: It's on hiatus

Long answer: It's on hiatus, assholes.

I'm tired of dumbass shit-heads asking me "What happened to your blog, man/dude?" You know what? Why don't you get a life, and actually do something useful instead of goofing off on the internet? I know it's hard surfing for porn with only one hand, and relief only comes when you stumble upon my blog, but please, it's just a blog.

Want to know why i don't blog as often? Answer's simple: I have nothing to write about. Unless you want me to write soppy-shit about how my day went, i suggest you just accept it. I only write my diatribes when things piss me off. And i kid you not: when i'm writing most of my posts, i'm so angry that i make more errors than a Dyslexic's workbook. God please spell checkers. That's not to say i'm not as angry and annoyed as when i first started this thing. I still am. You'll be glad to know that i am still a seething mass of hate and scorn, topped with a frothy foam of sarcasm and pessimism, all boiling nicely in a cauldron of insecurity and humour. Satan himself would cower in fear of my bad attitude and jaded personality. Fear me.

Anyway, i'm sure i'll see something that pisses me off soon. Till then, get a life.