Singapore Idol is bullshit. So are the people who watch it

It was my misfortune of catching the trailer for Singapore Idol. I nearly shit my pants in disbelief when one of the judges said "Please vote. This is a serious situation", or something to that effect. I couldn't cut through his fako accent. Anyway, as the confusion cleared, i started to think "How the hell is this a serious situation? It's a freaking popularity contest, you media lemming, they make money whether you vote or not." Hw was making a mockery of the word "serious". Do you know what's serious? Government elections; Oil prices; my plans to rule the world, those are "serious", Singapore Idol is not.
So what if one of the good singers were kicked out? Oh, boo-freakin'-hoo. More publicity for the show then. If it was truly about "talent", they would have brought what's-her-face back, and kicked out that annoying ass-hat Jerry, who by the way, looks like he just got explored by a proctologist.
Singapore Idol is not the world, idiots. It's a clever ploy to generate massive amounts of revenue while churning out a Kleenex pop-star with a ready-to-exploit fan base. Why can't you see through the evil? WHY?!
From now on, by official decree by me, thy God, ye shalt boycott Singapore Idol.