Mr Brown sucks.
If there's a higher being that serves only me, i hope the stars will fall from the heavens in a fiery rain of flame and sparkle, concentrated on his home and blog-host alone.
Amen
wisdom by Nanananana I'm not listening at Monday, September 26, 2005
wisdom by Nanananana I'm not listening at Wednesday, April 27, 2005
wisdom by Nanananana I'm not listening at Tuesday, February 01, 2005
wisdom by Nanananana I'm not listening at Sunday, January 09, 2005
wisdom by Nanananana I'm not listening at Wednesday, November 24, 2004
wisdom by Nanananana I'm not listening at Tuesday, November 16, 2004
wisdom by Nanananana I'm not listening at Monday, November 15, 2004
wisdom by Nanananana I'm not listening at Wednesday, November 10, 2004
I'm tired of the seniors in my school telling me to respect them. From this day on, the person who says that that to me will get my foot up his cocky ass.
wisdom by Nanananana I'm not listening at Wednesday, November 10, 2004
wisdom by Nanananana I'm not listening at Thursday, November 04, 2004
wisdom by Nanananana I'm not listening at Wednesday, November 03, 2004
wisdom by Nanananana I'm not listening at Tuesday, November 02, 2004
Total adherents* New from conversion* Muslims 1,188,242,789 865,558 Christians 1,999,563,838 2,501,396 wisdom by Nanananana I'm not listening at Monday, November 01, 2004
wisdom by Nanananana I'm not listening at Saturday, October 30, 2004
wisdom by Nanananana I'm not listening at Friday, October 29, 2004
Wednesday, April 27, 2005
Shades of gray
When i first came from my primary school to.......my present one, i was surprised at the level of honesty people possesed. They let their minds be bent my "student leaders", pep talks, and the like. The people in my primary school were as jaded, or even more jaded, than i. Nothing could motivate them but themselves, and that self-motivation was exceptioanally strong in every one. There was no such thing as people crying in class because everyone wasn't getting along. No one cared. We had our own friends, and we belonged to a class, but so what if someone's feelings got hurt? He'll/she'll get over it. That's life. Teachers would talk about, let's say a cheating incident. When asked if anything could be done to stop this from happening, the teachers was met with silence. Silence was a big part of school. Nobody cared. Cheating? Small incident. Get over it.
Imagine my surprise when i arrived in my new school. One of the first few incidents i remember vividly was the student body actually responding to a student leader on the first call. That never used to happen in primary school. After 3 years, i've been through numerous scoldings and lectures, especially pertaining to the issue of "moral integrity". When the customary "what can we do to prevent this from happening again" was asked, people actually stood up to answer. These people weren't just trying to end the lecture; they were sincerely sorry for what they did. They sincerely wanted this to stop. It really puzzled me. It was new.
What really puzzled me was why people in this school placed such high regard towards conscience, guilt and moral integrity. Apparently, keeping a horrible secret would eat them up inside. Having an unclear conscience was unimaginable.
Here's my perspective on it. The keyword to existance is "relativity". Sociologically, there are very few absolute values for human emotion and conscience, meaning that something you have been taught to regard as evil and wrong, might not be wrong in another's eye. One person's cold-blooded terrorist, is another person's freedom fighter. That's why i am sick of Americans bitching about 9/11. 3000 people dies. So what? Does that even compare to the number of deaths the Americans caused BEFORE 9/11? i think not. Not even frickin' close. I agree violence begets violence, and i'm not justifying murder,
but the circle of hate has to stop somewhere. So instead of turning into our "enemies" and retaliating with force, just like they did, why not just accept the truth, and admit that you deserved losing 3000 innocent lives as much as they did derserve losing their innocent 10000?
You may ask if that means that i support the 9/11 attacks. Of course not, but there's no need to to continue killing. Both sides have taken innocent lives, and it hard to side with one. Thus the only logical thing to do is to take a neutral stand. If being neutral means being uncaring, then i'm uncaring.
What really gets my goat is when people throw the term "immaturity" around. Do you even know what the hell that means? Once again, there's no absolute scale for maturity. You won't hear anybody say "on a maturity scale of 1 to 10, you're a 2". That's frickin' bullshit. Maturity isn't measured by outward actions. It's measured using the thought processes leading up to the action. People are quick to chuck the term around becase they are lazy to find out more. Ironically, those who deem others as "immature" are often harbouring immature thoughts processes themselves. The only thing that different between him and a 6 year old is his denial of his own thoughts, which is regression, if you ask me.
So what has all of this got to do with conscience? I think the main reason why people can't stand being guilty is because they cannot live with the "guilt". It's a rather basic emotion, so it's hard to describe. Kind of like describing the colour blue with using similes. Aren't there more important things to worry about; things not necessarily pertaining to oneself.
To be human is to feel. To think is to be god.
Tuesday, February 01, 2005
"What happened to your blog?"
Long answer: It's on hiatus, assholes.
I'm tired of dumbass shit-heads asking me "What happened to your blog, man/dude?" You know what? Why don't you get a life, and actually do something useful instead of goofing off on the internet? I know it's hard surfing for porn with only one hand, and relief only comes when you stumble upon my blog, but please, it's just a blog.
Want to know why i don't blog as often? Answer's simple: I have nothing to write about. Unless you want me to write soppy-shit about how my day went, i suggest you just accept it. I only write my diatribes when things piss me off. And i kid you not: when i'm writing most of my posts, i'm so angry that i make more errors than a Dyslexic's workbook. God please spell checkers. That's not to say i'm not as angry and annoyed as when i first started this thing. I still am. You'll be glad to know that i am still a seething mass of hate and scorn, topped with a frothy foam of sarcasm and pessimism, all boiling nicely in a cauldron of insecurity and humour. Satan himself would cower in fear of my bad attitude and jaded personality. Fear me.
Anyway, i'm sure i'll see something that pisses me off soon. Till then, get a life.
Sunday, January 09, 2005
Gender equality means a drop-kick to the uterus
Women take this gender equality thing too far. They frickin' want to have their cake and eat it too.
"I want my man to defend my honour, and stand up for me. He has to be able to protect me and make me feel safe." You know what, you skanky bitch? I want my women to stay in the kitchen and cook all day. For me. In exchange, i'll open the door for you. Because that's the exact sexist thing you are trying to spout.
First, let us define sexism. Dictionary.com defines it as : Attitudes, conditions, or behaviors that promote stereotyping of social roles based on gender. So i guess the social role of the male being the sole bread-winner of the household and protector of women constitute as a stereotype, yes? Doesn't that make alot of women sexist? *GASP*! Cosmo didn't tell me that!!
Once again, it all boils down to Cosmo and other such magazines. Cosmo tells women what they want to hear "Your man should treat you like a Princess, but still give you enough space for you to advance your self independently." One word :BULL-FRICKIN'-SHIT. That's not gender equality. That's selfish bitch talk.
Here's the ideal scenario: I'll open the door for you. I'll treat you like a Princess. I'll pull out the chair for you. I'll do your hair for you. I'll tell you i love you every waking moment of my life. I'll support you in whatever you do. I'll defend your honour and protect you where ever you are. In exchange, i ask that you treat me the same way. You have to stay in the kitchen and cook. All day long. When i come back from work, i want a warm dinner ready on the table with you smiling at me. Dinner not ready? I'll punch you in the face until it's ready. When i want sex, i want it now. None of that "i've got a headache" crap. I'm getting some even if it means prying open your vagina with a vice. You're not allowed to go to work. You're not allowed to even read. You're also not allowed to be unhappy. When i am off at work earning money, you are supposed to be at home cooking or sewing or crap like that. Disobey me, and i'll beat you head in with a stick. Oh wait, that's spousal abuse.
I'll follow my gender stereotype, and you follow yours. Want gender equality? Then it means dropping your sick, twisted, Don Quixote-like fantasy about men. Sorry, ladies, but you can't have your cake and eat it too. It's unrealistic and downright unfair for men. Want to be a princess? Then you'll just have to settle for being a domestically abused one.
Wednesday, November 24, 2004
TSUNAMI !! Or giant ad campaign.....pick one.
Natural disasters happen. They happen all the time. But once in a while, god decides to tease us (or test. Whatever), and send a doozie our way. First it was the Flood, then it was a giant volcanic eruption, third was Martha Stewart, and finally we have a giant tidal wave.
Hundreds of thousands die. Nobody really cares. Yep, you read right, nobody really cares. Everybody just feeling "sad" and observing moments of silences just because the media tells us to. The harsh fact is: humans can never feel the full horror of the situation when the live vicariously through the TV.
Then the important players enter. Governments, the military, and organizations all itching to get their name out onto the global scene.
You think the military executes these exercises because they're chock full of good-will? Nope. They're treating this as a training exercise. It's a chance to use the shiny new chopper they bought in 1999. It's a chance to practice in case the same thing happens at home. It's a chance to show the world that they exist. Save a few people while we're at it? Sure........i gues.....no one's plan is perfect. I'm sure maybe we'l accidentally save a few while around in Aceh. The important thing is i get to fly something new.
Countries get into the act too. A good example would be Singapore. Their effort to hold the UN relief hub over their just shows how much they care about the region. Or is it because they just want to get the name "Singapore" out onto the UN. Singapore loves being a hub. Their a hub for every god-damned thing.
Large scale tragedies have turned into a giant ad campaign for all the selfish disembodied entities that run our country. It has stopped being about good-will a long time ago.
Tuesday, November 16, 2004
I've got your miracle diet right here, fatty
You know what's the best way of losing weight? Excercise and a PROPER diet. The operative word here is "proper". Eliminating one kind of food from your diet can't be good fr you. For your perusal, i've compiled a dandy list of things that have been known to happen to fat people on the Fatkins Diet:
The fatkins diet has been debunked and bombed by so many doctors, it isn't even funny anymore. The question is: If the risks of such a diet are so high, why do people still hang on to it? Answer's simple, folks: The masses are mindless media drones who are so friggin' lazy they'd rather risk permanent damage to their brain than move their ass and excercise.
Modern society makes me sick. At the risk of sounding like the Unabomber, i won't elaborate on that point.
People nowdays want things quick, fast, right now. "Miracle diet that makes me lose weight? Diet pill that blocks carbs? Why not? I can now look like the skinny stick-thin models featured in magazines because true beauty is what appears on this month's cover of Comso. Who cares about the kidney damge?!!?!"
The only reason people pursue this dangerous diet is because a shiny new book came out and a couple of celebrities gave it the thumbs up. Hey, if celebrities approve of it, it can't be wrong. After all, they aren't human. GET A BRAIN, morons. Put down the Cosmo and pick up Medical Journal. The only way to lose weight safely is a good diet and excercise. Anything else is just plain lazy and unhealthy.
Monday, November 15, 2004
Stop dressing like a slut
Among No. 2, the screaming teenage girls, are teenage girl sluts. I use the word "slut" very loosely, kinda like the girls themselves. Burn! Anway, it's not that they are promiscuous , but it's because of the way they dress.
Have you seen what the youth of today are wearing? Nothing. That's what.
I've seen girls barely 13 dress like the Slut Queen herself, Christina Aguilera. Don't get me wrong, her voice is great, but for the love of god, put on some clothes. These precocious pre-teens are already putting on make up, wearing thonsg, and hanging rags over random places on their body. I think they consider that clothing.
I blame the parents. And maybe the media. But more of the parents.
What parent in their right freakin' mind, would allow their child, their own flesh and blood, the fusion of both their genetic information, to walk out the door looking like a 3-dollar hooker? I can just imagine an 8-year-old in fishnet stalkings, Tina Turner hair, and whore-rified make-up waving to her parents as she walks out the door, checking her purse for extra condoms.
Mom: Our little girl is growing up so fast *sniff*
Dad: Yeah. She already got syphillis before her tenth birthday!
It's about goddamned time the parents got off their overweight ass, put down the sandwich, turn of Jerry Springer, and yell at their kids for dressing like loose hoes. Yelling doesn't help? Whipping'll do them good. The only people you can blame for having slutty children is yourselves. You can blame yourself for not teaching them proper values of what's right, and what's skanky. You have failed as parents. Go electrocute yourself.
Sex sells. I bet i can get everyone reading this sexually aroused by typing "SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX." You're turned on already, aren't you? Well, you can thank years and years of conditioning from the TV.
Please, put your pants back on. I just ate.
Anyway, the media has NO corporate responsibility whatsoever. The only thing they care about is making crappy reality tv shows that are about as entertaining as watching a coin spin. I'm going to kill myself if they make another Survivor. It's like what? The 56'th season already? They air horrible shows that errode the moral fibre of society. Yes, the main responsibility of preventing kids from watching such shows falls on the parents, but it'll be alot easier if the shows weren't there to begin with. I'd rather have nothing to watch on Saturday night than have 13-year-olds dress like prostitutes.
Wednesday, November 10, 2004
How to discipline students
Here's a better way to treat them:
#1 A whip with every teacher
Yeah, that's what i'm talking about. It should be a mid-length whip. Strong enough to tear skin, but weak enough to have that wonderful stinging effect. Kids not paying attention in class? Whip em'! Jesus style! Be sure to salt the tips. That'll teach them to shut the hell up.
#2 A nail-gun at every seat
The gun will be hooked up to a deciblemeter. If it reaches a certain level, the gun will fire a rusty nail into the ass of the student. He ain't allowed to move, either, or he'll be shot again.
Everyone knows how boring it tends to get in class. Thus, this feature comes with entertainment! The tetanus shot will be dangled just out of reach of the student. If he wants to live, he'll just have to lean out of his seat to get it. BUT WAIT! He has to keep both ass-cheeks on the chair, or else he'll get shot. In the face. At the end of the lesson, the class can bet who got shot more times: him, or Jenna Jameson.
# A ninja in every class
Yeah. A ninja. All decked out in his ninja-gear, fully equipped with throwing stars and a 7-foot katana. There'll be one in every class. They'll stand quietly in the corner 24/7. Since their ninjas, they won't need water or food or anything. The ninjas will be super still, and hardly anybody will notice them. If even a single noise comes out of one of the litttle punks, the ninja has orders to flip out and decapitate him. Granted, that's murder, but hey, it keeps the class quiet.
My methods are gauranteed to shut the class up, while providing a barrel of laughs.
Respect me beacuse i'm old
One thing that pisses me off about Chinese culture would be the whole "respect your elders" bit. The point that this tradition is trying to stumble through is that you should respect grandpa and grandma because they've spent their entire lives busting their ass taking care of your parents. I'm cool with that. The thing that gets my blood boiling is when total idiots DEMAND respect just because their parents had sex one year earlier than mine did.
My respect is earned. I don't respect anybody who doesn't deserve it, regardless of whether they are a hundred years old or not.
Take my arcane school for example. We actually have to bow to teachers when we see them along the corridors. It's to show our respect, they say. The school authorites have their heads so far up their asses that they're blind to the fact that such dipshit practices mean absolutely nada. We're made to respect these teachers, even though i truly respect very little of them. I won't mention anyone's names, because it could mean my ass. Just because there's the word "Chinese" in the schools name (not for long, though), we have to blindly follow practices that make no sense.
Alot of teacher in my school deserve as much respect as door stop, and it personally pisses me off when i have to take the effort to bend over when i see them.
If i have to respect people who are older than me, does that mean i have to respect the low-life 20-year-old hobo lying on the street? Does that mean i have to respect him even though he has a perfectly healthy body, and the only reason he is begging is because he is a lazy bum?
Fat chance, grandpa.Thursday, November 04, 2004
People you meet in a restaurant whom you'd love to kill
Anyway, I'm sure these things would piss you off good too.
#1 Mr "I'm-the-only-one-in-the-restaurant"
They're obnoxious. They're loud. And their voice is as annoying as Joan Rivers'. You know what the hell i'm talking about: Those people who yell when they're carrying out a normal conversation. Is that really necessary? Do they think that the person sitting across the table is deaf? Get some class, asshole. The entire restaurant doesn't need to know you Aunt May has cervical cancer.
#2 The Satanic children
It may be the children who are the annoyance, but my beef is with the parents on this one. They bring their kids to semi-classy restaurant, and they don't even move an ass hair to try and control them. Tonight, this bratty devil-child kept clanking his chopsticks together over and over again. TAK-TAK-TAK. TAK-TAK-TAK. TAK-TAK-TAK. I felt like throwing the boiling tea at him. What where the parents doing? Jack-shit, that's what.
#3 The peeping toms
This one has happened to me countless times.
People come in, and they STARE at what you are eating. Their eyes are trained at your food. Then they POINT to it and start yapping, as if you aren't even there. It happens when people are seated too close to your table too. They just STARE and never acknowledge your existance. Then the waiters come in. That's when the fun starts. You have an entire table of people, as well as the frickin' waiter, pointing and looking at your food and discussing whether they want to order it. I'M NOT A GODDAMNED ANIMAL, SHITHEADS! STOP STARING!
I felt like saying "You want this, do you? DO YOU?!??!", and start force-feeding them whatever i was eating. Eh, they can have it. Lost my apetite after all the staring and pointing.
#4 The yappy waitresses
I'm not being sexist here, but they're always women. Two waitresses would stand in one corner and yap and yap and yap about yesterday night's Sex in the City or something, and totally ignore you. You can whistle, you can light a magnesium flare, and they still wouldn't even look in your general direction. I tried throwing a plate at one once, and all she did was dodge the plate and continue talking. These people should be fired. Your boss is paying you to wait tables, not make idle chatter. Idiots.
#5 Shame of the Nation
With the above being said, you still have to excercise a certain degree of self control when it comes to getting the waiter's/waitress' attention. Do not be a stone-age dumbass.
Here's what i mean: A couple of years ago i was in a restaurant. It was pretty crowded, and you had to wait awhile to be.....waited upon. Apparently, this guy had the patience of a hair brush, and he promptly raised his hand. In his clenched palm was a lit lighter. How unclassy and uncivilized is that?! Be it at Denny's or Le Gilded Truffle, YOU NEVER DO THAT. The only times you are allowed to light a lighter is when 1)You want to smoke 2)You're at a Michael Jackson concert or 3) you want to commit random acts of arson.
Restaurant's should have a hose with water at 120psi for patrons like that. They need to be taught a lesson by being bruised by some H2O.
Excuse me, i need to cauterize this gash in my neck before i pass oooooooooooooooooooooo
Wednesday, November 03, 2004
Screw the war on spam. Spyware is more annoying.
Spyware gets everywhere, and it's annoying. It's like the sand of the internet. It annoys you when it gets in your clothes, hair, and butt-crack, and it's as hard as remove as cancer. I've had a spyware/adware nightmare before, which ended in an entire system reformat because i was about to go crazy sifting through the registry keys.
We're all careful when it comes to spyware. We don't download any "free v!agr@" or "supa Sm!leeeee" programs into our computer, but somehow it manages to slither it's way through. With it being so goddamned annoying, why the hell are we fretting about unsolicited email that takes seconds to delete? Shouldn't we be throwing the asses of the "Gator" people in jail instead?
I say screw spam. Deal with spyware first.
Tuesday, November 02, 2004
How to increase car sales
and not this:
It's really quite simple. When companis like like Ford, Nissan, Toyota, and Honda stop making crappy cars, their sales will go through the roof. Car companies can make their "budget cars" (eg Nissan Sunny, Honda City,..) look like their worth as much as a Benz, without raising so much as a penny on the cost price.
Hell, you can even keep the asthma-inducing plush seats, if you like. The engine doesn't have to change either. Just the shell of the car. Some people might say "But if you have a bigger car, doesn't you needs more of the bigger engine!??" That can be fixed--make the car smaller. Duh.
My point is: car designers should move away from the "economy car" look, and more towards the "bling-bling car" look, without changing the price. Trust me, it isn't that hard.
Monday, November 01, 2004
Christianity: The lazy man's religion
Now that i've cleared my ass of any liability, time to get down and dirty.
*as of Jun 2004
If my math still works, Christianity has about 3 times more new convertees than Islam. Holy shit, that's alot. In fact, the world's largest religion has the greatest growth rate of all the other religions. The question is, what makes Christianity so much more poplular than the other religions? Answers simple: as a Christian, you have to do jack-shit.
Here's a sampling of things you'd be kinda obilgated to do as a Muslim: pray FIVE times a day, fast during Ramadan, make at least one trip to Mecca, get circumcised (if you're a dude), and who can forget the persecution if you live in the USA. No one likes being called a towel-head.
Christianity is a whole different issue. Here's what you have to do if you want to get into heaven: Believe. What a regime, huh? It's the only religion with a god so compassionate and loving, that he'd be willing to forgive you for anything. I don't know about you, but that's a pretty good deal. People have told me that as a Christian, one should do this and that and blah blah blah. That's true, but you're not exactly obligated to do it, are you? You still get to spend eternity in paradise.
Many new convertees are teenagers. Reason being teenagers are an impressionable bunch. Easily swayed. That's why they can't vote. Teens nowadays resist major lifestyle changes. That means that the chance of them converting to faiths like Islam is as slim as CBS's 60 Minutes running a story that's actaully true. Which is really slim, by the way.
What teenager would sit in a stuffy church listening to some old guy ramble on and on about hell? That's why churches nowadays have resorted to other methods of spreading the world of the good book; methods that would appeal to the younger crowd. Churches have resorted to using rock music in their sermons. I won't mention which ones *cough cityharvest,newcreation cough*, but these churches have had their fellowship, especially youth fellowship, explode in numbers. They've done something bloody genius. They've done something no church has ever done before. They've made church fun. They've made it "cool" and "funky". If you're a new victim being dragged to church, and you had no brain, you'd be blown away at the sheer "fun" they had. This is nothing like the stuffy church you had in mind! Holy smokes! You think you'll be a Christian.
You'll never hear rock music in a synagogue, mosque, or even a catholic church. What more could a teenager want? Rock music every Sunday, an eternity in paradise, and you don't even have to move your ass.
Make way, i'm accepting Jesus.
Saturday, October 30, 2004
The "5-year-old's worst nightmare" Halloween Maze!
Happy Halloween!
Friday, October 29, 2004
All this hoo-ha over an opinion
1)They are traditional. They still live in Kampongs.
Granted, that's a little exaggerated. But i think the point here is that most Malaysians do not live in urban areas, and the majority lives in small towns. According to an atlas, this isn't unfounded. 50.6% of the Malaysian population lives in urban areas. That's only about half. The other half would be "living in a Kampong" so to speak.
2)They are fast and effective. You only have to wait half an hour for the burger you ordered at Macdonalds.
This may not be true in Malaysia, but from what the author of the blog perceives, alot of Malaysians work in low-level jobs, and that's the point that the statement tries to make, sarcastically. It's not a lie when we say that alot of Malaysians come to Singapore to work. It's also true that alot of them come to work in blue-collar jobs, evident in the massive amounts of vehicles passing through the causeway at around 5-7 pm. The statement made was not totally true, nor was it a lie. It was just based on the author's observations about Malaysians in Singapore.
3)They keep their promises. Contracts on the sales of water are a different thing.
This one i had to nod in agreement. Singapore has been nothing but accommodating when it came to the water issue, but Malaysia kept changing their mind. The bottom line here is that Malaysia broke the contract, which is true. Nothing to get hot and bothered about here.
4)They have rich culture. That is the only thing they are rich in.
The point this statement is trying to make is that Malaysians are poor. Since wealth is more or less relative, i'll let the statistics decide.
Ave. GDP per cap (Malaysia): US$10,700
Ave. GDP per cap (Singapore): US$22,366
The rest of the author's points are OPINION, and opinion alone. Comments like these puzzled me:
OH MY GOD can I please kill this guy? WTF? God he makes my pahala puasa sudah kurang *sobs*
Huh, I'm not even going to BOTHER commenting on that blog. For one, a person who's so self centered is not even worth my time to cuss at, much less to dwell upon.
Why get all nasty over someone's opinion? Don't we have the right to comment on anything anymore? Call the police, because i think someone stole your sense of humour. If the things he said were so far from the truth, i don't understand why everyone is so angry over it.
Getting angry over someone's opinion is one things, but when you start spurting vulgarities and uncalled for comments, it just reflects badly on you, and your country. Case and point would be grandmastertrucker.
I was frankly amazed at the amount of crude things that flew out of him. He read the post, and just typed out the first thing that came to mind; no control of emotion what so-ever. If he had just thought it through, he would have just shook his head, felt sorry for the author, and left. Maybe he even would realize that the likelihood of a Russian-Singapore is slimmer than Paris Hilton. By shooting his mouth off, he just proved the author's point.
I know for a fact that not all Malaysians are like grandmastertrucker, most are more rational. I ask all readers of dissident1.blogspot.com's blog to take his opinions with a pinch of salt. They are, after all, opinions.
Besides, he's just a kid.
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