Holy crap. It's kids on wheels.
I have never wanted to kill anybody so badly before in my life, and i bet alot of you out there want to kill him/her too. I want to painfully disembowel the inventor of those damned roller shoes kids wear these days. That man has probably indirectly annoyed countless people with his shit-ass invention.
Every where i go, screaming, sticky kids roll around on those wretched "shoes" of theirs, crashing into anything and everyone. I don't mind if they slam right smack in a wall, but when they collide with somebody, then just roll away without the slightest form of apology, it makes my blood boil.
I was walking through Toys R' Us a month ago (i was passing through. I wasn't looking at the toys. *nervous glancing*), minding my own business, when a snot-nosed 5-year-old came out of no where and rolled right into me. He came to an immediate stop. I was startled, and instictively stuck out my hand. His head happened to be at hand level, and my palm met with his forehead. With a loud thud, his ass met the floor. I felt strangely satisfied, like i just killed the inventor of the roller shoes.
The first question that would come to mind is "What kind of parent would buy this safety hazard for their child?" You might as well strap rockets to their ankles, because that's sure as hell safer than the "shoes". Wheels belong on the soles shoes as much as toasters belong in bathtubs. They're an accident waiting to happen.
Aside from the safety concerns, the most important reason these shoes belong in hell is because THEY ANNOY THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF PEOPLE. When you step in a mall, all you want to do is blow some money on something you don't need without being assaulted by the roller kids. They're like a biker bang, but smaller. Not to mention the screaming! MY GOD! The screaming!!!
So how i should i exact my revenge on the person who brought this misery to everyone? Well, first, i'll buy a pair of his shoes. Then, i'll knock on his door, then drop-kick him in the chin when he opens it. The roller on the heel should make it sting. I will then proceed to scream in his ear, with stomping on his spine. Perhaps i could get a bunch of 5-year-olds to help me....
Every where i go, screaming, sticky kids roll around on those wretched "shoes" of theirs, crashing into anything and everyone. I don't mind if they slam right smack in a wall, but when they collide with somebody, then just roll away without the slightest form of apology, it makes my blood boil.
I was walking through Toys R' Us a month ago (i was passing through. I wasn't looking at the toys. *nervous glancing*), minding my own business, when a snot-nosed 5-year-old came out of no where and rolled right into me. He came to an immediate stop. I was startled, and instictively stuck out my hand. His head happened to be at hand level, and my palm met with his forehead. With a loud thud, his ass met the floor. I felt strangely satisfied, like i just killed the inventor of the roller shoes.
The first question that would come to mind is "What kind of parent would buy this safety hazard for their child?" You might as well strap rockets to their ankles, because that's sure as hell safer than the "shoes". Wheels belong on the soles shoes as much as toasters belong in bathtubs. They're an accident waiting to happen.
Aside from the safety concerns, the most important reason these shoes belong in hell is because THEY ANNOY THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF PEOPLE. When you step in a mall, all you want to do is blow some money on something you don't need without being assaulted by the roller kids. They're like a biker bang, but smaller. Not to mention the screaming! MY GOD! The screaming!!!
So how i should i exact my revenge on the person who brought this misery to everyone? Well, first, i'll buy a pair of his shoes. Then, i'll knock on his door, then drop-kick him in the chin when he opens it. The roller on the heel should make it sting. I will then proceed to scream in his ear, with stomping on his spine. Perhaps i could get a bunch of 5-year-olds to help me....
